Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Insight into the concept of shopping malls...


The Mall
A shopping center, shopping mall, or shopping plaza, is the modern adaptation of the historical marketplace. The mall is a collection of independent retail stores, services, and a parking area, which is conceived, constructed, and maintained by a separate management firm as a unit. They may also contain restaurants, banks, theaters, professional offices, service stations etc.
The first shopping mall was the Country Club Plaza, founded by the J.C. Nichols Company and opened near Kansas City, Mo., in 1922. The first enclosed mall called Southdale opened in Edina, Minnesota (near Minneapolis) in 1956. In the 1980s, giant megamalls were developed. The West Edmonton Mall in Alberta, Canada, opened in 1981 - with more than 800 stores and a hotel, amusement park, miniature-golf course, church, "water park" for sunbathing and surfing, a zoo and a 438-foot-long lake.
shopping cartShopping Carts
Sylvan Goldman invented the first shopping cart in 1936. Sylvan owned a chain of  Oklahoma City grocery stores called Standard/Piggly-Wiggly. He invented the first shopping cart by adding two wire basket and wheels to a folding chair. Goldman, together with mechanic Fred Young, later designed a dedicated shopping cart in 1947 and formed the Folding Carrier Co. to manufacture the carts.

In 1946, Orla Watson, of Kansas City, MO, invented the telescoping shopping cart. By using hinged baskets, each shopping cart fitted into the shopping cart ahead for compact storage. The telescoping shopping carts were first used at Floyd Day's Super Market in 1947.
Shopping Carts
Smart Cart
Silicon Valley inventor George Cokely - the same guy behind the Pet Rock - has come up with a modern solution to one of the supermarket industry's oldest problems: stolen shopping carts. It's called Stop Z-Cart. The wheel of the shopping cart hold the device which contains a chip and some electronics, when the cart is rolled over a certain distance away from the store, the shopping cart owners know about it.
Shopping Cart Bumpers with Advertising
Harold Evans patented (US patent #5,306,033) a shopping cart bumper system, a foam wrap-around unit that protects while providing valuable advertising space.
Automatic Doors
Horton Automatics developed and sold the first automatic sliding door in America in 1960. The company co-founders Dee Horton and Lew Hewitt invented the sliding automatic door in 1954. Their automatic doors used a mat actuator.
"The idea came to Lew Hewitt and Dee Horton to build an automatic sliding door back in the mid-1950's,  when they saw that existing swing doors had difficulty operating  in Corpus Christi's winds. So the two men went to work inventing an automatic sliding door that would circumvent the problem of high winds and their damaging effect.  Horton Automatics Inc. was formed in 1960, placing the first commercial automatic sliding door on the market and literally establishing a brand-new industry."
The Horton Family - Automated Entry
If Horton Automatics of Corpus Christi has its way, homes in the United States will begin installing sliding automatic doors, which company co-founders Dee Horton and Lew Hewitt invented in 1954. Their first door in operation was a unit donated to the City of Corpus Christi for its Shoreline Drive utilities department. The first one sold was installed at the old Driscoll Hotel for its Torch Restaurant.
Coupons
A Philadelphia pharmacist named Asa Candler invented the coupon in 1895. Candler bought the Coca-Cola company from the original inventor Dr. John Pemberton, an Atlanta pharmacist. Candler placed coupons in newspaper for a free Coke from any fountain - to help promote the new soft drink.
Bar Codes
The first patent for bar code (US Patent #2,612,994) was issued to inventors Joseph Woodland and Bernard Silver on October 7, 1952.
Cash Register
In 1884, James Ritty invented what was nicknamed the "Incorruptible Cashier" or the first working, mechanical cash register.
Credit Cards and Money
Past, present and future, the history of money.
Mail Order Catalog
Aaron Montgomery Ward sent out his first mail order catalog in 1872 - for his Montgomery Ward mail order business located at Clark and Kinzie Streets in Chicago. The first catalog consisted of a single sheet of paper with a price list, 8 by 12 inches, showing the merchandise for sale with ordering instructions.
"Ward's gradually expanded the catalog. They became bigger, more heavily illustrated, chock full of goods-- often referred to as "dream books" by rural families."
Aaron Montgomery Ward was born on Feb. 17, 1844 and died on Dec. 7, 1913. He first worked for Marshall Field, a department store, as both a store clerk and a traveling salesman. As a traveling salesman, he realized that his rural customers could be better served by mail-order, a revolutionary idea. He started his business with only $2,400 in capital. Montgomery Ward was a mail-order only business until 1926, when the first Montgomery Ward retail store opened in Plymouth, Indiana.
1872 Montgomery Ward-First Mail-Order House

Department StoresAccording to Hoover's online, "Bloomingdale's was founded in 1872 by brothers Lyman and Joseph Bloomingdale, the store rode the popularity of the hoop skirt to sales success and practically invented the department store concept at the beginning of the 20th century. Bloomingdale's joined the Federated corporate family in 1930."
In 1877, John Wanamaker opened "The Grand Depot" a six story round department store in Philadelphia. According to Andrew Maykuth Online, "John Wanamaker never claimed to have invented the department store, but he was on the cutting edge of a trend. The retail giants of the day, Marshall Field in Chicago, Alexander T. Steward in New York, were discovering that the vast power of buying wholesale could cut costs to reduce retail prices." John Wanamaker is credited with developing one of the first (if not the first) true department stores in the country, and with creating the first White Sale, modern price tags, and the first in-store restaurant. He also pioneered the use of money-back guarantees and newspaper ads to advertise his retail goods. 
John Wanamaker (1838-1922)
Pioneer of department stores
In 1868, Mormon leader Brigham Young, founded Zion's Cooperative Mercantile Institution (ZMCI) in Salt Lake City, which some historians credit as being the first department store however, most historians give the credit to John Wanamaker. According to the Pioneers, "ZCMI first sold clothing, dry goods, drugs, groceries, produce, shoes, trunks, sewing machines, wagons, and machinery. It was thus a department store from the very start and ZCMI claims to be America’s first full-fledged department store at birth."

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Typical Bollywood ....


Top Desi Dialogues:

 Kuttay, Kammenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

 Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

 Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi

 Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

 Bataoo, heeray kahan hai

 Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

Police mere peechay lagi hui hai

 Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
lo...muh meetha kar lo

mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

aaj pinky ka janam din hai

yeh aap kya kar rahen hai, bhai

Bhaiyya !!!!!!!

Ma, tum kitni acchi ho

Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)

Arre isse to tez bukhar hai

Nikal jaa mere ghar say...

Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

Khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhi lagaya

tumne apni maa ka dudh piya hai to...

jug jug jiyo beti/beta

gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do

Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya...

Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai

Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

Driver, gaadi roko

Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede...

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta

aur yeh bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor

tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.

Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun?

Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

"Maa main first class pass ho gaya hoon" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta

Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehenga padega

Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pehi baar kuch maang raha/rahi hoon...

KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN



Thursday, 6 October 2011

A touchy song from the upcoming movie- ROCKSTAR.


Yah yah yah
Yah yah yah …a a a..oO.O.O
Yah yah yah ..OO.Oo..O.o
O..yah aaa
Yah yah yah aaa
Ooooh ooooh OO
Ooooh ooooh OO
Jo bhi main
kahena chahoon
Barbad karein..aaaa
Alfaz mere
Alfaz mere
Yah yah yah
Yah yah yah …a a a..oO.O.O
Yah yah yah ..OO.Oo..O.o
O..yah aaa
Yah yah yah aaa
Ooooh ooooh OO
Ooooh ooooh OO
Chal cha cha chal chal
Chal cha cha chal chal
Kabhi mujhe lage ke jaise
Sara hi yeh jahan jage
Jo hai aur nehi bhi hai
Yeh fiza ghata hawa bahare
Tujhe kare ishare..ya
Kaise main kahu…kahani main inki
Jo bhi main
kahena chahoon
Barbad karein..aaaa
Alfaz mere
Alfaz mere
Yah yah yah
Yah yah yah …a a a..oO.O.O
Yah yah yah ..OO.Oo..O.o
O..yah aaa
Yah yah yah aaa
Ooooh ooooh OO
Ooooh ooooh OO

Being Steve......


The facts

Full name: Steven Paul Jobs
Birthdate: 24 February 1955
Birth location: San Francisco, California
Social background: lower middle-class. Father was fixing cars for a living.
Education: high-school certificate. Dropped out of Reed College after one semester.
Occupations: chairman & CEO at Apple Inc. + Director at The Walt Disney Company
Net worth: $5.5 billion according to Forbes' 2010 ranking — 136th richest man on Earth
Annual salary: $1

Family


Biological parents: Joanne Simpson and possibly Abdulfattah Jandali, political sciences professor from Syria
Adoptive parents: Paul and Clara Jobs, both deceased
Siblings: adoptive sister: Patti Jobs (born 1958), biological sister: Mona Simpson (born 1957)
Spouse: Laurene Powell (born 1964), married in 1991
Children: Lisa Brennan-Jobs (born 1978), with unmarried girlfriend Chris-Ann Brennan. Reed (born 1991), Erin Siena (born 1995) and Eve (born 1998) with wife Laurene.

Personal tastes & opinion

Political orientation: Democrat. Steve funds the Democratic Party (using his wife’s name) for each Presidential election, and he entertained the Clintons several times at his home in Palo Alto. Steve himself thought of running for the office of governor of California after he left Apple in 1985 — but gave up in the end. He knew Gov. Jerry Brown from his days at the Los Altos Zen Center in the 1970s.

Spirituality: Steve studied Zen Buddhism in his youth. He often said that he thought of becoming a monk up in a monastery in Japan instead of starting Apple, but his guru Kobun Chino convinced him otherwise. That same Zen master was a spiritual adviser at NeXT and married Steve and Laurene in Yosemite in 1991.
A lot of critics of Steve’s tough management style point out: “Imagine what he’d be like if he hadn’t studied buddhism...” This is one of Steve’s many paradoxes: how could a real Buddhist make a living out of selling gadgets to the masses?

Favorite places: We know from Steve himself and the story of his life that he loves Yosemite, in which he demanded to be married, as well as Europe in general and Paris in particular. He said to French journalists that one of his biggest pride was to see an Apple billboard next to the Louvre.
Yet his favorite place on earth is probably his home, Silicon Valley. He reportedly delights in driving on the scenic I-280, and spending hours hiking on the hills surrounding Stanford campus in Palo Alto.

Favorite music: Steve’s favorite musician is definitely Bob Dylan, whose tunes he played throughout his youth with his guitar at home. He would discuss their lyrics with his friends, such as Bill Fernandez or Woz. Some people believe he dated Joan Baez mostly because she was Dylan’s ex.
Steve also loves The Beatles and Grateful Dead, all part of the rock scene of the 1960s (thus before he came of age). He describes himself as an audiophile: after he became rich, one of the only pieces of furniture he bought was a $100,000 stereo system. It is still true today.

Favorite art: we can’t say for sure but we know that Steve loves photography. For a long time his home was only decorated with large black-and-white photographs of cultural icons such as Einstein, or the California landscape, mostly by Ansel Adams. He also had Japanese prints.



Please do watch the movie " Pirates of the silicon Valley"......you will come the history in the making of a true legend....!!!!

Rest in Peace Sir Steve Jobs...!!!


Excerpts from President Barack Obama's statement:
Steve was among the greatest of American innovators — brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it. By building one of the planet’s most successful companies from his garage, he exemplified the spirit of American ingenuity. By making computers personal and putting the internet in our pockets, he made the information revolution not only accessible, but intuitive and fun. And by turning his talents to storytelling, he has brought joy to millions of children and grownups alike. Steve was fond of saying that he lived every day like it was his last. Because he did, he transformed our lives, redefined entire industries, and achieved one of the rarest feats in human history: he changed the way each of us sees the world.
Bill Gates released a statement saying:
I'm truly saddened to learn of Steve Jobs' death. Melinda and I extend our sincere condolences to his family and friends, and to everyone Steve has touched through his work. Steve and I first met nearly 30 years ago, and have been colleagues, competitors and friends over the course of more than half our lives. The world rarely sees someone who has had the profound impact Steve has had, the effects of which will be felt for many generations to come. For those of us lucky enough to get to work with him, it's been an insanely great honor. I will miss Steve immensely.
The Walt Disney Company's CEO Bob Iger said in regards to Jobs:
Steve Jobs was a great friend as well as a trusted advisor. His legacy will extend far beyond the products he created or the businesses he built. It will be the millions of people he inspired, the lives he changed, and the culture he defined. Steve was such an "original," with a thoroughly creative, imaginative mind that defined an era. Despite all he accomplished, it feels like he was just getting started. With his passing the world has lost a rare original, Disney has lost a member of our family, and I have lost a great friend. Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife Laurene and his children during this difficult time.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Hilarious reply to a matrimonial ad......

Reply to a Matrimonial Ad in a Punjabi Newspaper!!

Dear Madam:
I am an older young uncle living only with myself in Amritsar. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce alot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking (only a Kingfisher in the evenings) but I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours,
Honey Bath,
born by mother in Bhindra di galli and become big, and moneyed in Amritsar, Punjab.



Sakshat Tablet released today....... gtta c hw gud it is....

Features:

Open Office
SciLab
Internet browsing
Video web conferencing facility,
Multimedia content in a variety of formats (pdf, docx, ods, adp, xls, jpeg, gif,png, bmp, odt, zip, AVCHD, AVI, AC3)
Inbuilt PDF reader
Internet browsing with flash plug-in, JavaScript.
It is enabled with a touch screen.
An in-built keyboard is attached with this laptop.
The laptop can store the data of up to 2 GB memory. It is a RAM memory.
Wifi connectivity and USB port are this laptop’s additional features.
2 watt system is used up by this laptop so that it can even perform in areas where power supply is low.
80% shock resistant

Specifications:

Display: 7” colour LCD/TFT
Keyboard: Built in
RAM: 2GB
Hard Drive: 32GB
Connectivity: Wifi, USB 2.0 (2), Ethernet port.
Operating System: Android
Power: 2 watt
Processor: Unknown
Expandable Memory upto 8GB (SD Card)
VGA Port (For connecting to Projector)

jus for 1750/-

Monday, 3 October 2011

CV of the Millennium .......WARNING: dont try this with yaself...!!!!


It hurts..........







































The Social Networking Mania

Millions of us are addicted to social networking. Its like "A day off Facebook is a day lost"......Social networking has become a huge phenomenon in today’s world.
I feel facebook is the biggest success among all of them in the history of internet and social media.  I think people are using it to communicate which is what it’s there for. With a platform to express your views, share photos, make friends, like others posts, comment, discuss and market yourself there is no reason why one shouldn't get addicted to it. 
I literally live in Facebook jus coz there is huge audience, its free :-), there is this like button........, the fb apps, and gives users a sense of worth even if they are worth shit!!!!
 Lol ;-) 
For some its a good marketing platform for some its just a time pass for me and most of them its just to make more friends and get liked .......But I still wonder what I used to do b4 I had a fb account and what is the ultimate  outcome of all these things....... Keep guessing ........and share your views..... 






Some funny FB quotes to end with...... Njoy..... cheers....



I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
-unknown
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
-unknown

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.


-unknown

Sunday, 2 October 2011

What should I do with my life? hehehe.....trust me naathn gr8.....


On the very first day, God created the cow.  He said to the cow,
"Today I have created you!  As a cow, you must go to the field with
the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun!  I will
give you a life span of 50 years." The cow objected.  "What? This
kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?  Let me have 20
years, and the last 30 years - I'll give back to you."

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog.  God said to the dog, "What
you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house.
 Any people
that come by, or in, you will have to bark at them!  I'll give you a
life span of 20 years!" The dog objected.  "What?  All day long I
have to sit by the door? No way! Let me live for only 10 years.  I
give you back my other 10 years of life!"

So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey.  He said to the monkey, "A
monkey has to entertain people.  You've got to make them laugh and do
monkey tricks.  And I'll give you a 20 year life span." The monkey
objected.  "What?
Make them laugh?  Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and
the other 10 years - I'll give back to you."

So God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to
sleep, eat, and play.  You will enjoy very much in your life.  All
you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing.  For this kind of life,
I'll give you a 20 year life span." The man objected.  "What?  Such a
good life!  Eat, play,sleep, do nothing?  Enjoy the best and you
expect me to live only for 20 years?  No way, man!....... Why don't
we make a deal?  Since Cow gave you back 30 years, Dog gave you back
10 years, and Monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from
you!  That makes my life span 70 years, right?"

So God agreed.

AND THAT IS WHY...

In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do
nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and
get to support the family.  For the next 10 years, we entertain our
grandchildren by making monkey faces and doing monkey tricks.  And
for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit in front of the door and
bark at people.